christmas

A 2-post collection

The Real War on Christmas

Christmas may be over but the war on Christmas wages on. A couple of months ago Starbucks kicked off their holiday program by unveiling the 2015 red cup and a few people lost their minds. The old familiar ring of "war on Christmas" was brandied about as folks screamed about some corporate decision on a coffee cup design as more proof that the US was falling into even deeper darkness. This red cup was more proof that there is a concerted effort to remove Christ from Christmas. Whether people cry out about the usage of the "Happy Holidays" greeting or a government decision to not have a nativity scene, there seems to always be something that people will point to...

Get Behind Me, Santa!

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake So you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is comin' to town... I'm not gonna lie, Santa is one creepy dude. Am I really gonna spend the holidays waiting for some jolly bearded fat guy wearing a red suit who has been watching me sleep at night, knows EVERYTHING I've done, and who apparently wants me to bottle up all of my emotions to come creep down my chimney? Or, since I live in an apartment, break through my sliding door on my deck...