santa claus

A 1-post collection

Get Behind Me, Santa!

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake So you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is comin' to town... I'm not gonna lie, Santa is one creepy dude. Am I really gonna spend the holidays waiting for some jolly bearded fat guy wearing a red suit who has been watching me sleep at night, knows EVERYTHING I've done, and who apparently wants me to bottle up all of my emotions to come creep down my chimney? Or, since I live in an apartment, break through my sliding door on my deck...