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Chocolate - Brought to You by Child Slavery

Not long after Halloween I was walking through the aisles of Kroger when I saw it. A whole aisle of chocolate on clearance. This wasn't just Halloween candy that got left behind because no one likes it (I'm looking at you Whoppers) but this was the good stuff. I'm talking Snickers, Reese Cups, Take 5, and it was all 70% off! Now, I'm not much of a chocolate consumer, in fact, outside of the chocolate I may consume in ice cream or the occasional chocolate chip cookie, I would say my consumption of chocolate would be near 0. But I know I'm an anomaly. The average American consumes 11 pounds of chocolate a year, so someone is picking up my...